pl/lolcode

The news (via Joshua Drake's blog): video / audio / slides available for two more talks on the postgresql conference site. Now for the funny part (this is from the slides of the "Babel of Procedural Languages" by David Fetter):

HAI
    CAN HAS DATABUKKIT?
    I HAS A RESULT
    I HAS A RECORD
    GIMMEH RESULT OUTTA DATABUKKIT "SELECT field FROM mytable"
    IZ RESULT NOOB?
        YARLY
            BYES "SUMWUNZ IN YR PGSQL STEELIN YR DATA"
    KTHX
    IM IN YR LOOP
        GIMMEH RECORD OUTTA RESULT
        VISIBLE RECORD!!FIELD
        IZ RESULT NOOB? KTHXBYE
    IM OUTTA YR LOOP
KTHXBYE

This... is... incredibly... funny!!!